Duncan Disorderly
This was not in my class, but a friends. Duncan was in college doing basic studies as he was...shall we say....a bit mentally disabled and highly violent. Eyes close together and randomly shouting "Fuck off" to people was his forte of strengths, and clearly stuck out like a sore thumb when he was wondering about.

Unfortunately he befriended only a handful of people in the college, one of them being me mate Anthony who'se a bit of a cunt at times.

Me 'n' Anthony waiting for the bus with about 200 other peeps after a long day's grind of studenting, minding our own business, when Duncan comes over.

"HI ANTHONY!" he shouts in a voice not out of place from "There's Something About Mary".
"Awww hi Duncan," smiles Anthony while an evil grin. Oh dear me thinks. "Hey, come here Duncan, I've learnt a new song, do you want to learn it?"
"Yeah, okay." So he leans towards Anthony, and he whispers something in. Once done, he says "Now go over there and sing your new song to everyone." Duncan trots away happy. Anthony however says "Leggit!" and we run around the back of the crowd of students, just in time to hear Duncan sing "THERE'S NO BLACK IN THE UNION JACK SO SEND THE BASTARDS BACK!" to the entire mob.

After the initial gasp, a girl asks "Who told you to say that?" and Duncan points to the empty spot where we were a few seconds ago.

A few years later (post-college) I'm learning to drive through Morriston in Swansea and as I'm approaching one of the MANY roundabouts my instructor points to a guy walking down the road and says "Look at that bright cunt by there Jeccy." He's spied Duncan with his headphones in, walking like a flump down the road looking angry as ever.
"You can't say that mate, that's Duncan."
"How the hell do you know him then?"
"He was in college with us a few years ago."
"What was he doing? A Level fucking paper tearing?"
I almost hit a parked car through laughing.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 8:57, Reply)