The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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university weird kidsUno - who was Welsh, red-haired, buck-toothed and a Christian. He earned the nickname because he refused to play any card game but the preposterous 'Uno', which had the nod from Jesus. Regaled us with stories of his chip shop experience and was once seen in a suit so bad it must have come free with a coffin.
Dorothy - about 20 stone of grease-haired woman. She sat opposite me one morning in the communal breakfast hall and ate her ceral like some kind of slobbering walrus. That, and the stench of her, made me literally gag. She wore sequinned red heels.
Baz - rubber-lipped Christian who took out a student loan just to buy a Fender bass (guitar). Only, when he played it at the Christian Union, he did so 'spiritually' - which is to say with no hands. They were waving in the air as he raised his eyes to heaven in praise. What a tit.
Reggie - his name was Paul, but his fawning chums called him Reggie because ... well, because he was a spotty Chemistry student for whom the acme of joy was a slice of white bread slathered with butter and accompanied by a litre of Cola. He married his housemate's younger sister (an obese version of Baby Spice).
Nips - a lad whose nickname was too fatuous even to consider, he was once found prostrate outside a pub. He claimed to have been mixing his drinks ... only he was a teetotaller. He'd mixed Vimto and Sprite. Attention seeking had never sunk so low.
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