Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Additional - 1To add to my previous post
In my first job as a chef we got a check through for a Medium Rare steak with no blood. Not possible, cooked it medium well to get rid of the blood. Customer sends it back it should be medium rare. So we cooked it medium rare, but there was blood and alas it came back. So to teach this cunt a lesson a fresh steak was got, dropped on the floor and most of the kitchen team then stamped all the blood out of this steak we possibly could. Cooked it medium rare, Then arsewiped the tomatoes. Had comment card "Steak was perfect after some initial problems" Fucking ace!!
Another time when the pub had shut the general manager and assistant manager put balloons on to the Stella pumps and then did a yard of ale style drink with balloons. Then we went to egg rival pubs but egged lorrys instead, until I saw a car coming under the bridge, launched an egg at it only to find out it was a police car. Cue us all cramming into the boss's car and speeding back to the pub. The pub its self is in a remote village with _NO_ police presence what so ever. Yet this night about 7 police cars pulled into the car park and turn around. We were bricking it cause we had road signs all over the place that we had gone out on the nick for anyway. Was a good night.
Still to come -
The night I got fired!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:44, Reply)
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