Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Doing fuck allI come in to work in the mornings, vaguely cash up whilst pissing about on the tinterweb (b3ta and facebook mainly), I then go down and open the pub up, taking the lap top with me so I can piss about on the net some more. If anyone calls with a queery I tell them to call back when my shift finishes. If I ever feel I may have to do work I call someone else in so I can remain sat on my arse doing fuck all, justifying this with the line "I thought it would be busy, but I can't send you home now, it would be unfair for you not to get paid, I'll just get on with some paperwork".
Oh, did I mention I work in a pub? This means I have a constant supply of booze.
Fortunately, the pub is mine so I can't be sacked, though this was basically what I did befor I took over, so Mike, if your reading this, "screw you, you never paid me my bonus, and I had sex on your office desk!"
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