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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Not work...
but when I was at college, I did very little work.

One day, the fellas in my philosophy group decided to swap a display around... as you do when you don't want to do anything work related... ever.

The word "ATTACHMENTS" was the heading for some boring and unimportant display, the bright yellow letters individually stapled to the display board.

They managed to unpin the letters, rearrange them, and staple them back onto the board.

The new display was from then on -

"C THE
MAN TATS
"

17 year old genius.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 17:41, Reply)

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