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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Upon leaving the warehouse and entering the shop-floor...
As said to a friend and colleague;

'do you think that surpasses the record for the fantastic amount of work I haven't done without anyone noticing?'
'more than likely.'
'win. right, i'm going home.'


Ah, supermarket that may or may not rhyme with a Japanese car-firm, I love you so very very much.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 18:41, Reply)

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