Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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As a former teenage intern...I was unbelievably attracted to a co-worker, her name was Alison. She was a brunette woman, elegant, 7 years my senior and with some extremely dangerous curves.
One particualr day, she looked more beautiful than ever. Being the sexually frustrated teen that I was; I did the only reasonable thing that was left to do: I had a BIG wank straight into a filing cabinet. Right into some attorney documents too.
I'd love to see the look on the poor soul's face that opens that folder.
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