WinningI once won a gas boiler from The Guardian. Tell us about times you've won, and the excellent and/or crappy prizes you've lifted.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:08)
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Anti sleeping deviceI came second in a Radio One competition once. People were asked to text in with their suggestions for "punny" headlines for recent silly news stories. The story was thus:
A local inventor has come up with a device to stop tired drivers falling asleep on the road. It is a rubber duck that is hung around the neck - when the driver's head droops forward, it activates the device which emits a loud "quacking" noise, waking the driver.
The entry that won was "Have a break, have a quick quack" which I thought was rubbish compared to my considerably funnier, much snappier and all round downright BETTER suggestion of...
"Insomniquack"
LOLZ
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:27, 3 replies)
2nd place isnt winduckfails woo-oh
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:31, closed)
second place is first place loser.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:03, closed)
actually Quick quack is awesome...
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:45, closed)
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