Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Stinking Bishop
In the grade school lunch line, I managed to silently squeeze out a down-under air biscuit. The two nice girls behind me noticed the increased thickness of the air and immediately accused me. Unfortunately, they declared the stench of such high quality that everyone in the lunchroom should come sample the excellency, which of course many did. One connoisseur noticed a good deal of cheesy-likeness in the smell and thus dubbed me, forever to be known as, "Cheese". Oy-vey.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 10:00, Reply)
In the grade school lunch line, I managed to silently squeeze out a down-under air biscuit. The two nice girls behind me noticed the increased thickness of the air and immediately accused me. Unfortunately, they declared the stench of such high quality that everyone in the lunchroom should come sample the excellency, which of course many did. One connoisseur noticed a good deal of cheesy-likeness in the smell and thus dubbed me, forever to be known as, "Cheese". Oy-vey.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 10:00, Reply)
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