my nickname started off as
Rick2 because I was the 3rd rick they met in the group of friends I had in sixth form... I hated Rick2 so I told them to give me a decent nickname, they couldn't think of one and I was drunk and said "OH JUST PISSING CALL ME GRANDMA"

now I'm known as
Grandma
G-Man
Grandmaster Flunk
Grandmaddy
Grammaphone (used only when I'm referred to on the telephone or questioned about which odd albums I've got at the moment)

we have a friend called Kris, he used to be a complete one of the lads type things, make fun of everyone for the sake of a chuckle sort of thing, anyway nowadays he's a special officer and he's taken all of the 'don't be rude or offensive to heart'

so we either call him "t'racist in't corner"
or "Black Jimmy Jazz"

and that wasn't very interesting was it
I'm also called Moranis, GMOS, The Hairy Donut (this refers to my pubic area being somewhat of an afro and it looking when flaccid like a thumb sticking through a hairy donut) God (shortened from God Of Comedy, which I don't agree with at all) Moh, Hawker, Mope, Moho, homawk, Dino, Steggers plays pop(steggasaurus) (all due to my hair), two pint wonder (that's changed now, I overdid it when I was 16 fucked up my liver a bit, it's all fixed now) and that's about it
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 May 2006, 11:21, Reply)