Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Not funny...One kid at school was occasionally known as "Crap In A Bag" when you wanted to upset him (hey, it was a boarding school, and you do dumb things sometimes, it shouldn't be held against him...).
Another was "Cocknose" - he had a nose that was marginally longer than anyone else's.
There was "Leech", because he was a bit of a hanger-on.
"Zombie" was white - I don't mean Caucasian, I mean white like a blank PC screen - and, obviously, all zombies are white. Aren't they?
And a big shout out to Moo-Man, Gooey, Dippy, Titch, Snakey, Ollie Deacon, and Goofy, and our teachers Bengo, Doc, Beaky, Flash, and Blaster Bates.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 12:54, Reply)
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