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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Flash
Flash, was a railway carriage cleaner who wasn't particularly fast or bright, hence the nickname.

Example: he told us about a fun night he spent at the Europa cinema (private xxx film club in Bristol, very seedy, now closed). He sat next to a galant gentleman who in between tugging his cock, introduced himself and invited Flash back to his for 'coffee'. When asked how he got on, Flash replied, "e fucked I, an it 'urt".
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 14:09, Reply)

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