Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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In my first nursing job about 30 years agoI discovered that I was called '******* the Mouth'.
This was bad enough, but it seemed that there were two stories about how I'd acquired it.
One was that I'd once talked a lot when drunk. Fair enough, better than picking fights!
The other was that I'd been caught giving a BJ in a ward bathroom. Or a sideroom. Or the sluice. Nobody knew who the bloke was either, or when it happened, but happen it did!
Except that it didn't. In fact I didn't even know what a blowjob WAS in those days, being young and unfashionably innocent.
I had to have the process publicly explained to me by a student nurse, in between her peals of incredulous laughter, and spent the rest of that shift shaking my head at the strange things people must get up to on NHS time.
I don't know what they called me after that. Probably 'Stupid ********'.
(, Tue 23 May 2006, 9:07, Reply)
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