Work Nicknames
We had a guy at work who used never used to speak much but move his mouth in a puckering style similar to that of a fish and his job title was Chief Of Dicks or something similar so the nickname COD was born. When he moved to a colder office he had the heater on full blast all year round and his nickname changed to TROPICAL which has stuck since. Brilliant!

Then there is the fat guy called SLIM which is pretty popular in this country.

Then we have a guy called THE EXORCIST because when he goes round your house all the spirits disappear.

One young lad has a sunken chest so he gets called PIRATE.

One head of department has a habit of sneaking up on you quietly before asking a question leading to the nickname TREADLIGHT.

up next is the disabled guy called Will who is affectionately known as WILLY WONKY.

There are 3 young sisters who come in during the summer to sell sandwiches and bagels, all of whom are seriously, seriously ugly that we bet they have never been laid (this was proven to be a fact). Their surname is Island, so they got the collective nickname THE VIRGIN ISLANDS.

MIKE-RAPHONE who never stops talking.

TITS McCARTY who suprisingly has huge boobs.

PEDO PAUL - looks like a child molester.

There a photocopy repair man who comes over 2 or 3 times a year to something, we never found out his real name but because he is such a huge, fat, sweaty, stinking man he just gets called THE STINKING FAT FUCKER.

My nickname is BOYBAND which is not that bad at all.
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 24 May 2006, 16:23, Reply)