Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Bishop!In secondary school (ah, what a cesspit of juvenile humour) we had a decent chap. God fearing, intelligent and -could- kill you in a game of football. If he wanted to.
Note that if.
He was, well, large. Not large enough to warrant the legend "Pie" or such lard associated tags - 'twas his chins that granted him his nomenclature.
Yes, his chins. You see, being all Godfearing AND shaking his head whenever he spoke, the way his chin(s) moved AND sounding like a certain Neighbours old man, he soon became irreversibly linked to Harold Bishop.
"HAROLD!" "BISHOP!" "MADGE TADGER!" were his honours, and his alone.
Nice guy though to have put up with that.
You can't take my length, smallfry.
(, Wed 24 May 2006, 23:26, Reply)
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