Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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RimJob BreakupI was dating the "sensitive guitar guy" for a few months, and was enjoying life in his suburban apartment and his cologne (fahrenheit, EWWWWW). I showed up at his house one evening, and proceeded to give him a ridiculous blow job. During the festivities, I heard him request a finger in his ass. I obliged, a little freaked out, but in love enough to oblige. After rimming his anus, swallowing his semen, I laid next to him only to hear "I don't think this is working out, we need to break up". Keep in mind, I'm naked, covered in semen, with a stink finger. As I tearfully put on my clothes, he tells me I can stay, spend the night, to which he got a glass thrown at his head.
Needless to say, I've never fingered another butthole since...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:38, Reply)
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