Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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burnt handthis is not technically a dumping and altogether not that spectacular but its still kinda close to a dumping and always raises a smile among my flatmates.
here goes:
in my first year at uni i burnt the back of my hand quite badly after patting out the back of my jacket after it had caught fire (basically i stood too close to a lit candle and woof! it was ablaze). the following evening whilst out clubbing i started talking to a pretty smart girl, getting along really well when suddenly she tried to hold my hand (you can probably see where this is going...) anyway, she grabbed my hand which was covered in pulsating blisters and burns which caused me to recoil my hand in a pretty spectacular fashion - needless to say she promptly turned away and stormed off never to be seen again. D'oh!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:48, Reply)
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