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Advice please
Womanly pains. Any women here can help? I'm looking for a satisfactory cure for em. No amount of painkillers work. It's a miscarriage, so it might all be psychological, but even still, it hurts like hell.

Tried all I've heard so far to no avail. Help, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)
go to the doctor?

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
I've been to the docs
But I don't like those sort of medicines. I prefer natural stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
Don't complain then, you berk

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
it's something that hurts
and it hurts a lot. it sounds horrible, but have you tried pushing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
a friend with bad period pains and an aversion to ibuprofen used to swear by evening primrose oil capsules,
but i have never tried them and i don't know how different a miscarriage is.

you should probably see a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:37, archived)
"fucking evening primrose oil capsules"

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
yeah, like that.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)
What's the difference between a Period & a Miscarriage...?

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
about 20 points?

/scrabble
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)
Hahahaha!
I was thinking more along the lines of 'you can't rape a period' but yours will do...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:43, archived)

o
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:56, archived)
*stops stopwatch*
14 minutes, not bad sir.

You can put your board & letters away now.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 14:09, archived)
I'm just glad someone noticed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 14:22, archived)
it makes a helluva mess
if you finish your sentence with a miscarriage?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:43, archived)
it's like the difference between eating a duck egg and a duck embryo.
One tastes better.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)
One is the result of an unfertilised egg
the other is the result of a baby dying in the womb.

Miscarriages are heavier because the uterus lining is thicker
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)
The latter is just an abortion without the guilt.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:54, archived)
Here's a natural remedy: Naturally, go to a doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
HAHAHA!
You mean, you don't like medicines that are based on modern scientific knowledge, and actually work, so you'd rather eat some manky herbs bought from an old Chinese woman because they're 'natural'?

Christ, woman, get some Solpadine Max and quit moaning!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)
hard

(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)
Aye - this
Hemlock, digitalis and belladonna are all natural, doesn't mean they're good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)
this
and quit it will stop you
/serious strikethrough, Solpadine is teh bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)
see
www.b3ta.com/talk/1700512
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)
I wouldn't follow any advice you find on here
but then again, I wouldn't bother asking on here

have you tried a doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
Last time I tried a doctor it was Harold Shipman.
/High Court Judge blog
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
I tried him
but he wasn't tight enough
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
Ah him..........
The Old Dear Hunter
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
That deserves a spanging of majorly proportions

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
my mate has a Tshirt
with that written on it
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)
in biro?
 
/I thought I had just made that up, and wondered whether majorly was a word I had imagined.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)
sorry
*confuses everyone*
he has 'Old dear Hunter' on a T-shirt with a sniper rifle sight on a granny (from the raodsign)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:50, archived)
LIAR!
What mate?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)
I always wanted to be a High court judge
but i ran out of drugs and had to be a normal one.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:38, archived)
It's spang heaven day today

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
PLatform shoes work.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
Sex
or if the adverts are anything to go buy, roller skating whilst being pulled by dalmations
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
Have you tried getting some attention in the real world?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
I don't want attention
I was looking for anybody's sort of natural remedies.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
Stand in a field, naked screaming "Okinakinoo!" over and over and over.
Whilst drinking Sarson's straight from the bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:37, archived)
now that hit a memory bit...

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
Heroin's fairly natural.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:37, archived)
He means medical attention you twit.


EDIT: I'm an idiot and a twit myself though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:37, archived)
Actually no ... it was deliberately ambiguous.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
I'm fairly certain he didn't.


/is fairly certain he didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
Pfffttt....
*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:38, archived)
I prescribe a course of pregnancy,
to be repeated as often as needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
DISTRACTING SUBJECT IN BOLD CAPS! QUICK! LOOK OVER THERE! ---->




am I the only one to think that this entire storyline is, well, entirely the product of her imagination?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:37, archived)
no
be we all live in fear of hurting her feelings
*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:38, archived)
BOOBIES!
no, I think you may be onto something Holmes
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)



ok ... thanks watson ... I'm going to wait for the next thread to come along just in case I say something unnecessarily offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)
I'm with you
I'm not going to bring up past discussions about this
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:45, archived)
You... "unnecessarily offensive"?
As if!
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:49, archived)
I'm with you
But I'm willing to pitch camp in the "something might have happened and she's (for want of a better phrase) milking it" field.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
Well mate cheers
But I really don't think I need to explain shit to you. If it was imagination, then it'd be a pretty sad prospect. It's too gay to be imagined.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)
I didn't even read it properly, and thought she had bad period pains.
So, dunno. Meh, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
i don't know
but i can't help but feel that, as always, saying things like this won't help her or us, whether it be truth or fiction.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)
you should be in hospital
so they can make sure everything comes out to prevent infection
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
Yeah, it's out
but you bleed for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
All kinds of this

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:37, archived)
My main advice would be not to ask medical advice from internet perverts
but to see like a proper medical professional.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
Head for the doctors chick
They will be able to prescribe nice strong things.

If you've already seen them todya, other things may help, but only after you've had medical attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
OK Serious one.
Buy some Tylex orf t'internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
Might invest in that
Cheers.

I gave up on anybody being able to suggest natural
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)
I don't think a cleaner used for bathrooms and showers will help much

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:43, archived)
If it is not so recent & bleeding has subsided you could try some arnica
to reduce internal swelling & help heal soft tissue damage, bruising etc.
But I do strongly recommend consulting your G.P or Naturopath before proceeding.
/not a woman but have lived with miscarriage thing with ex. Mrs P. Nippy is beside me confirming advice
Edit: Mrs P. Nippy own's a Natural health foods store.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
you say no amount of painkillers work
but I find if you combine some paracetamol and some ibuprofen that that knocks the edge off, you also have to keep taking and get those does into in time. It is called pain management.

Also if you are cramping some gentle exercise can help like a liitle bit of yoga or walk around.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:47, archived)