'Noon everybody
I'm leaving my crappy job on Friday and I need some inspiration for what to write as my 'Goodbye' email.

Any suggestions?
(Ssco, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:19, archived)

fuck off you bunch of cunts?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:20, archived)

Pithy
but hardly original.

How about "I'm off, hope you die"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:21, archived)

I was thinking maybe something subliminal
Like:

Can't really think what to write
Unless I just say
Now that I am leaving I would like to
Thank you for all the support you gave me
So goodbye
(Ssco, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:23, archived)

ha!
Do this.

Print out and stick on the notice board.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:28, archived)

This
This is good
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:28, archived)

If you can
make it into a nicely rhyming metred poem, they may be pathetically touched that you went to such effort..
( Dekazer, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:32, archived)

Write a personal insult
for every single person that works there.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:21, archived)

send them a link to here
everybody will no longer be able to do any real work and the company will go bust

*evil laugh*
( Taylorcamb, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:23, archived)

Maybe they would like
to subscribe to the news letter...?
(Ssco, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:28, archived)

Don't say anything
Just walk out diginified so if you're stuck for a job in 15 months time you'll be welcomed back with open arms. This is currently how I am working in this place.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:23, archived)

Also
you may need a good reference some day
( Dekazer, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:26, archived)

Precisely
but then I'm such a nice loveable sort that no one could ever refuse.



or not
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:27, archived)

*refu-..*
nope, can't do it :)
( Dekazer, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:28, archived)

See

*continues being nice and loveable*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:29, archived)

I bet that works
on all teh ladies.
( Dekazer, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:35, archived)

*Is nice and loveable*
Is it working on you yet?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:57, archived)

Wait
till they are all wanking with their headphones on and then bring them all a cup of tea
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:24, archived)

How very Rob Newman of you

( drunkenoaf, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:36, archived)

'I've been pissing in the kettle
for the past 6 months'
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:24, archived)

How did
you know?!
(Ssco, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:25, archived)

The tea
tasted better.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:29, archived)

It's cos I'm
diabetic
(Ssco, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:31, archived)

As you leave,
Set off the fire alarms, Childish, but it does cause a shite load of 'inconvenience' if you got more than 50 of you working there.
( Goriath, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:25, archived)

'Shop a photo of you, the boss and the old cleaning lady having a sandwich

(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:27, archived)

Dear former employees,
I am sad to inform you that I am leaving you. I hope you will support me in my new venture, that of chicken sexing, as I am sure that I shall enjoy looking at chicken's naughty bits a hell of a lot more than I enjoy working here.

Over my [insert number of months/years of employment], I have learned many things - especially, how much fun you can have with pencil sharpeners, and why you should always have an eraser for yourself and yourself alone (as [insert name of Office Cunt-In-Residence] keeps on nicking the bloody things). I thank you for these life lessons, but far, far less than I thank you for giving me money.

When I leave, you shall see a tear fall out of my eye. Sadly for you, this will be a tear of laughter, as I shall be chuckling my head off at the prospect of seeing you all stuck in this dead end job ten years from now.

So long, and good riddance,

Ssco.
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:38, archived)

Brilliant

(Ssco, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:39, archived)

Hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
Chicken sexing.
Amazing, well done that man
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:42, archived)