The Sex Slide.
I lived on a hill, and i'ld buy the hill, and build a tounel going down the hill, and fill it with a bouncy-castle style slide.

It would have all sorts of bumps and textures on, and foam, and naked ladys would have sex with me while going down the slide.

100% Fact... I was about 10.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

I hope you have the patent on this
I await seeing you on Dragons Den.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)