I have a highly cultured and
intellectual joke that I'd like to share with you all:

"Shopping for wine down at the local Oddbins. While trying to make my mind up, gorgeous bird walks in; micro miniskirt, tiny little vest top and no bra. She bends down to grab a Burgundy from the bottom shelf, and I get a Semillon."

Ithankyew.
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

Heh.
Except Oddbins doesn't exist any more; it's Nicholas now.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

Oh how the great institutions crumble!
In my defence, I moved to Forrin some years ago.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

The Oddbins I went into last week would suggest otherwise.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

Blimey - that was quick.
I only passed an Oddbins less than half an hour ago.
( FoldsFive, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

It'll be a Starbucks by now.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

Maybe it's just my local area, then.

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

office lol
thnx
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

Arf.
Middle class jokes ftw.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

And I bet you went and drank it with a beef dish, didn't you?
Cultured indeed.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

Fish supper
more like!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

Pfffffft

(pignoli just said that, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

*cricket applause*

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

"I walked in with a chardonnay, she wasn't impressed
I walked in with a pinot gris, she wasn't impressed. But you should have seen her face when I walked in with a semillon."

If it weren't for the mention of grape varieties, I could have sworn I heard this first as a Roy Chubby Brown joke.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

The format 'pretty girl -> pun on erection or masturbation'
must be amongst the oldest in the world.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)

I'm told the oldest known joke in the world originates in the olden days of Greeks and that.
A man goes to the barbers, and the barber says "How would you like your hair cut?" To which the man responds "In silence". What larks.

Of course, the oldest joke in the world is probably when the first caveman farted in the other caveman's face.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)

Or scrawled a crude cock onto somebody's carefully crafted picture of a mammoth.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)

Somebody only moaned underneath it that the original picture was too big.

( FoldsFive, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

Mine is a balanced existence
I have some of those too :)
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)