I see Marcel Marceau is dead
I thought he'd been a bit quiet the last few years.

*gets coat*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

Out

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

*drinks sugary tea*
my internal organs don't like me today.
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

Mine either
let's make them evacuate
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

yeah!
*prolapses*

That will fucking learn them!
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

*sniggers*
*Walks away with bowels intact*
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

damn
i've been tricked!

*fetches rubber gloves*
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

Seriously,
who knew he was still alive?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

not many apparently
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7009040.stm

i hope they bury him in a glass coffin with his hands pressed up against the lid
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

hahaha
it's what he would have wanted.
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

I don;t see why they would need the coffin.
Cheap funeral FTW.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 23 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)