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Morning,
friends, acquaintances and people I don't care about
So, it seems that the Scouts aren't letting people in unless they swear the duty to God
No athiests allowed in the Scouts
Surely this is discrimination against us
Not that I want to join the Scouts
Guides maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
the fucking knot-loving godtards!

(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
I wanna be a muslim
and I wanna get blown
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
*high voice*
by 73-73 virgins
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
+ up

(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
By mu-haaaa.... Muhammed!

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
yay

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

mu-haa... Muhammed Moo-haa... Moohalaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
We should start our own Scouts!
With hookers... and blackjack!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
No blacks either


Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)

blackjack pontoon/21
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
I thought that was what you meant. Phew!
A louder big woo for Blackjack/Pontoon/21.
(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
And the sweets also.
Blackjacks were ace, and fruit salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
Oh of course. Yes!
I had some a few weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
I've not had in years. :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
*Taps*
Try www.aquarterof.com
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
I know...
That site is ACE!

They sell THESE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT
www.aquarterof.co.uk/gobstoppers-p-221.html
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
Lol.
I never used to eat gobstoppers. dunno why.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
your prepubescent mouth was too full of cock

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
*Taps*
www.taps.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
*Taps*
www.taps4less.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
*pats*
WWW.Pats.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
And invevitably
*pats*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
God! i'd love to fuck that milf

(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
if you didn't she'd just be a m

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
Awesome!
I've always wanted some taps :D
(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
Liar!
There's no tapas there.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
Now that sounds good

(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
and drugs and orgies and rock music

(63956, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
No drugs.
Drugs are bad... Mmmmkay.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
Can i get a big woo for Blackjack!

(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
WOO.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
BIG WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
that sounds great!
actually, forget the scouts part
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
I hope I am not in the third category :(

(63956, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
Bou?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
SELECTA!

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
Proper Crimbo! Selecta!

(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
I don't see the logic of Scouts in a world like this.

(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
yeah
all that keeping kids off the streets and taking them on holidays and teaching them to do good things around the community
What a waste of time

I was an Air Cadet
We flew planes and pissed on the Scouts
Not litteraly
But it was always an argument winner
"Well, we sleep in tents and tie knots"

"We fly planes"

"Oh ok"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
Haha. I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
*supports this treatment of the knotty little perverts*

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
very true
why my parents wouldn't let me go to air cadets, but insisted i went to scouts, i'm not quite sure
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
maybe the military thing?
Are they pacifists

We had the Army Cadets next door, they were all thick
Oh how the stereotypes live on in the real world
*lives near an army barracks*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
not ardently
i think the main issue was that the aerodrome was in the next village, and they'd have needed to drive me there
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
Ah, good old laziness

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
They get taught survival skills.
So the can continue the human race after the revolution leaves the planet a near toxic wasteland.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
Good luck to them.
They will need it.
(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
it's to get your kids out of the house once a week
so you can have noisy sex and not have to answer any awkward questions
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
"How do I untie the dog from this chair dad?"

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
"that's a good example of a sheepshank there son"

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
I wonder if Todd was in the brownies
rofl
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
ME TOO

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
B3TA Scouts
Bet there would be some cracking badges...

"Image Challenge for the board"
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

cracking shit
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)