I was merry drunk last night...
Kinda laughed at anything that moved.

put the fella right off...

Also went to Tesco and the guy in front of us had combat pants on.

It was only when the fella blurted out :

" THAT GUY HAS NO LEGS! "

Meaning he couldn’t see them due to the remarkable camouflage.

I nearly wet myself...
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:46, archived)

No more humming of TV theme songs?

(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:50, archived)

Christ
this morning it was bewitched. >_<
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:52, archived)

Get treatment
if it gets to Johnny Briggs, divorce is on the cards.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:02, archived)

DANGERMOUSE!!!
funny-est post from last week IMO
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:55, archived)

: )
www.b3ta.com/talk/438528
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:09, archived)

:-)
www.b3ta.com/talk/438573
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:12, archived)

You just reminded me of the time I was at a pub quiz with a mate who was totally hammered
He stood up, and carefully chose the quiet gap after a question had been delivered to point at a guy in a wheelchair and shout "YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DISABLED!!!"

He swears that he had shared a taxi home from a club with the guy (a total stranger but still possible in light of my friend) the previous week and he had been able to walk. I almost pissed myself and still laugh about it now.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:57, archived)