Happens to the best of us.1 and only time for me was after doing a lot of MDMA and just before I went into the club ducked into an alleyway to have a wee.
I waddled the 30 minute walk back home with cooling liquid crap down the back of my legs.
Determined to make a night of it, I took off all my clothes and put them on a boil wash, had a good scrub in the bath and went back out to what turned out to be... a really crappy (pun unintended) night out.
Give us the details then.
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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:10,
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Oh deary me.I've abased myself while on drugs in a number of ways, fortunately self-soilage hasn't been one of them.
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:14,
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Well it's one of thosethings that's a good deal funnier some time after the event than it is at the time.
Oh, did I mention it was late november and fucking cold? I must have steamed all the way home.
Still, one of my mates managed to crap himself whilst driving to work, completely sober/straight and in a traffic jam with cars all around him.
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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:17,
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Oh dear God.Dodgy curry the night before?
Or just plain old spastic colon?
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:20,
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You know?I have no idea. I was too busy being in stitches at his facial expression as he described the event to me.
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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:22,
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one of my greatest agony/ecstasy moments was quite similartrain toilet at 7am after a long and chemically enhanced evening
sudden violent cramps in both legs combined with the divine relief of an emergency outshitting ... I didn't know whether to scream or have a wank
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:16,
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