Or if you have an internet connection and a vocabulary.
Most of mine is made exclusively for me. And it stays that way, which is why I get it.

I build my own porn stars, from the ground up.

(I talk a lot of people on MSN, and honestly see the beauty in people. It builds a level of trust, and sometimes they do stuff. I respect that, but it's also kinda nice in a pervy way. It means a lot more with the genuine friendship behind it.)
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:55, archived)

Do carry on

( RiverBlues Hello, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:59, archived)

*carries on*
OMFG they're exciting.

Ever watched some porn video and thought "I wish she would do that for me, personally"? Some of my friends are okay with that, and they do that, just for me. It's a huge turn-on, hopefully for them and me.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:06, archived)

I'm going to frapp now

( RiverBlues Hello, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:07, archived)

Haha!
I wanna watch?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:09, archived)