so this bloke goes into a record shop and says "do you have Bells That Jingle Jangle on a 7-inch?"
and the assistant says "no, I've got balls that dingle dangle on a 5 inch"
and the bloke says "that's not a record"
and the assistant says "it's not bad for a bloke who had mumps as a kid"
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)

pfffft

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)

how many gold's will london get in 2012?
well if it is anything like the handover in 1936 bloody thousands



i just thought of this one, i'll refine it
( mongychops, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)

haha
that's pretty good.
( Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)

chortlestein

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)