No matter how repetitive
or tedious any talker was, they'd still be better than Off Topic
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:51, archived)

You must have read "how to make friends on /talk"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:04, archived)

Nope
but I did write the book on how to get banned from OT
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:05, archived)

You should start an 8 page thread over there saying your sorry
and that you were going through a tough time in your life and that they helped you to see the error of your ways.

The chumps over there would belive you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)

Sadly, you're right
It was a poor day on the internet when I realised what a bunch of whinging old turds they all are
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:08, archived)

I quite like most of them
but they do need to man up
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:14, archived)

Man up like a bunch of motherfuckers
They're so wet.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:22, archived)

Did it take you a while?
Is that why you are sad?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:16, archived)

I am sad
It took me almost a year
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)