YOU CANNOT KILL COCK TUESDAY
I will sooner die than see you arseholes destroy my beautiful day.

You can strike me down with your ban hammor but it will only serve to strengthen my will to overcome this perverse injustice.

This is a rallying cry to all of b3ta.

No longer will I stand idle whilst tyrnany is poured down by cr3 and his minions

From this day forward until the ending of the world, Cock Tuesday and its comedy account shall be remembered.

We few, we noble few that champion Cock on Tuesdays shall not be silenced.

RISE UP, erect and tall my brothers
FOR ANY MAN WHO IS AROUSED BY COCK TUESDAY SHALL BE MY BROTHER, BE HE NERE SO VILE
COCK TUESDAY SHALL GENTLE HIS COCK

and mouthbreathers on QoTW shall think themselves acursed they were not here to fight with us upon COCK TUESDAY.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

I suggest a subsidiary effort
how about Cunt Wednesday?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

It's already taken
VAG WEDNESDAY
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

I stand corrected
your genital days of the week confuse me so.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

I might have a chicken and bacon ginsters sandwich

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

Those are always tempting
but they leave me feeling dirty and used.
I'm not a fan of Ginsters. I think Greggs do sandwiches that are better.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)

they're part of a deal here
I am a deal slut
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

Well, fair enough
we can't go around smashing the sandwich system, can we?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

I think it's our duty to stand against tyrnany
If there's one thing I hate, it's tyrnany
( Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

IGNORE THE SPELLING MY COCK COMRADE

( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

I love JMG in a way that one man can love another man, but isn't frowned upon by some dude that lived over 2000 years ago.

( SuperMatt, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

I reckon jesus wouldn't be apposed to a bit of cock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

Photo with horizontal hand wormy !
We need to see EXACTLY where you've had it up too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

The wrist
/gets coat
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

The room is not tall enough to demonstrate my burning desire to put right these wrongs.
I DON'T GET PAID TO POST HERE GONZ, I'M DOING THIS BECUASE IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

The sky's the limit, take it to the hague !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

Can you not just spend one day a week locked in a cupboard
saying it over and over again, even writing it down on a piece of paper...because I think you're really the only person that gives a flying fuck
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)

You know, if I were your gaffer and I knew how much time you spent pissing about on the internet instead of working,
you'd be out of the door before lunchtime.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

That's why I'm pissed off about getting fired
I've never been able to go on here at work. I was productive, dammit.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)

Then its lucky its TFS then!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)

I smiled wrly at the idea of being employed by you.

( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)