I fucking love toes.
I like there way they're all like tiny yet have the ability to pick things up, they make my cock look masive compaired to fingers. Esspeicaly great if she's just stood bare-foot (or even better, in fishnet stockings) in one of those £4.99 chocolate cakes from asda, you know, the ones that look like a catapilla. They look great all squashed up between toes, all wriggly and shit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)

clickin dis
hard.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)

I'll be honest, our nan has bought caterpillar cake from Asda for me, my brother's and my sister's birthdays for the past 20-odd years.
You've just completely fucking ruined a family tradition.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)

Your nan brings caterpillar cakes when she comes to see me too.
The filthy minx.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)

Or
your Nan has had 20 years of disappointment.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)

The cake isn't even that nice. I don't know why she bothers.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)

Because she loves you, you ungrateful little bollix.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)

Next time she's over yours, tell her to get a decent cake for Lee on Wednesday.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)

and I'm done.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)

Sometimes, you really, REALLY, scare me.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)

You know the great thing about that?
Someone who isn't replying to it is probably thinking "Hmmmm, I wonder if I could get my misses to do that".

=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)

"they make my cock look masive compaired to fingers"
is the funniest thing I have read on here for fucking ages.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)

I love you and worry about you in equal measures

( Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)

You absolute bastard.
Laughing at that hurt.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)

I love you Gonz.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)