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I noticed how shit it is here.
So I thought I'd make it less shit by pointing out how shit it is.
Also, why do QOTWers keep pointing out that I am not funny. Is it my job to be funny? I never agreed to be responsible for funniness. I'm not sure why they think I should be funny. After all; I'm fat. Let's not forget that. Why are they stalking me and rating my comedacity?
Sometimes it all gets a bit much and I need a good cry.
Men landed on the moon once. Now look at us.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)

are you so fat that men could land on you by mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
I read a book called Moondust last week about the moon missions.
What I never thought of before was that there were three of them sent up in each Apollo mission, and the best pilot was the one who was left behind on the orbiter while the two less good ones got to walk on the moon. Not only was he left up there, he was alone for days on end, in space, in a tidgy little box. Important lesson there: always be second best, because being the best leaves you alone and not walking on the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)

ha, this is fine advice
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
I still love the fact that Buzz pucnhed that conspiracy twat the other year.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
Not just the other year, it was 2002
Like, nearly a decade ago.

Moondust had an interview with Buzz, and a short interview with the guy who got punched as well. I liked Buzz better. All in all it's an ace book. 17 out of 19, would recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
Wise words

(serge, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
Yeah but they could have got out and their heads could have exploded.
The sound would have been deafening.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
In space, no-one can hear your head explode.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
Mouseover text is for you man.
And I half expected it to be kewpie.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
How do you do mouseover text?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
'Salright, got it
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
I thought it was for me, I was having a little cry to myself.
Glad to know we're cool though, bud.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
I was doing an Aliens reference rather than having a acid kewpie moment

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
If a tree falls down on the moon and no one is about, does it make a sound?

(serge, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
THERE ARE NO TREES ON THE MOON

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
There is, and wind too

(serge, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
That's a good book
after reading that I bought this www.amazon.co.uk/Apollo-Springer-Praxis-Books-Exploration/dp/0387716750/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1319034548&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
it's still sitting on my desk at work
I haven't started it yet
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
Yeah I'm answering questions no-one has asked
I also broke the nelson's column statue on my desk today, so I'll have to glue that back together again.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
I like the word Comedacity.
I will use that more
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
I would have thought that Comedicity would be closer, no?
As in something that possesses Comedic qualities.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
is an anagram of

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
(Anagram only available to Anagram Enthusiasts Monthly Gold Members)

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
(gold members receive a birthday anagram from the queen when they reach 100)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
and when they reach 010

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
and when they become a Rounded Hen

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
What do you think about the latest venture by Trion World and SyFy?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
Apologies Mono, I don't know anything about it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)

apologies Mono, I don't know anything about it What?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
Look it up.
It's called "Defiance".
It's going to be both an MMORPG as well as a TV progam, each will affect t'other.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
That sounds shudderingly wank.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
I thought the idea was a good one, but when it's SyFy doing the series part I'd agree with you.
Trion have proved to be alright at making MMOs
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
Just a bit of a pointless gimmick in my opinion.
I think it's been fairly well established that computer games and tv series/films rarely mix well.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
Some of my mates keep gushing about how good a Left 4 Dead movie would be
As much as I love the game, I am of the opinion that a movie of it would be utterly dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
Name me ONE film from a computer game that could be classed as good.
There may be one but I can't think.
Resident Evil
Doom
Hitman
Super Mario Brothers
Mortal Kombat
Tomb Raider
Wing Commander

to name but a few FAILS
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
I enjoy Resident Evil films.
And Doom is great for mindless background tv
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
Not great films though, certainly not better than the games.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
Doom certainly isn't but resident evil were good, at least until the 3rd one I think

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
I wouldn't class them as great films. Not even that good at all.
They weren't as shite as some other films but a lot shitter than many many others.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
We could go round in circles like this all day.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
Challenge accepted.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
Street Fighter.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
That was another poor one.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
This is it...and more often than not, the 'official' games movies are terrible too
The Harry Potter games (non-Lego of course) are crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
Totally, you can have exceptions but it is rare.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
WHOA THAT IS A BIG FUCKING GUN.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
I feel it's a fair comment.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
Yes, but the two have never been done as one before.
Normally it's either a half arsed game of a big film just for the extra money.
Or a half arsed film of a game with a shit budget and no decent actors.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
I just don't think they work well together. We'll see, I may be wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
Well It's going to be a FPS MMO
that's going to be cross consoles as well as most of the story being on tv.
It'll be fucking good if it's done right.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
Not that I'm saying I think it will be.
It'll probably flop like most games do.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
I reckon you'll get either a great game and a shite tv series or... you get the idea.
Either way I don't think it will make money.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
I could bet 11p that both will be better than the other shit out there.
And with the added gimmick of being a series and a game I think it might be quite popular, even if it turns out shit like Doctor Who or Battlestar Galactica.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
Fine then MONO! bet accepted.
to the death
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
Look at these
www.toplessrobot.com/2011/10/10_deservedly_forgotten_videogame_peripherals.php
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
The wii sex controler is frightening,
I had a C64, I remember that tape reader.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
Yep, me too
I remember being really impressed with that tape player as it didn't need it's own power source. Unlike my Speccy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
"Yes, the Commodore Datasette Player actually stored and read information from your typical audio cassette"
I'm entertained by the way he thinks that is surprising or unusual in any way.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
I thought you couldn't see /qotw

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
surely he just logs out briefly.
Also comedy account. Internet rookie psychochomp.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
That's what I was suggesting.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
ok.
Well, I'm glad we agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
wormulus's comedy account PERSONALITY HORSE
must have told him
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
MAN THE FUCK UP. THEN EAT TRIFLE.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
You know why they stalk you
and not only are they rating you by the quality of your humour, but they use you as a benchmark for everyone on /talk. So you think YOU feel shit? Imagine how WE feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
it's ok twohats,
He's a fat ballbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
better than being a shrivelled ballbag
my fella's grapes are like a sack of chum
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
mine have nipples drawn on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
well, you say they're drawn on...

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
I'll gaz you a picture,
Hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
PHWOAR!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
I enjoyed the internet more when Patrick Duffy from Dallas was on it
The whole oil baron persona suited him and the way he translated it to b3ta. I particularly liked the masterly way in which he discussed camshaft profiles for his Mk.3 Ford Escort and compared rust treatments, making sure to always make it relevant to the ladies and men who don't know how to do anything practical.
HE never talked about his 'cool new app' phone
HE never let 15 minutes go by without posting a Youtube link to a jaunty Average White Band tune
HE never discussed the weather and complained about frost
HE never asked about the quatities of antibiotics put in fish farms
AND HE NEVER, BLOODY WELL NEVER, EVER, DID ANYTHING TO INCITE RIOTS IN WESTERN SAMOA

Frankly, you disgust me.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
What did Frankly do?
It's BM that's a ballbag. Poor autistic Frankly. It's you who is the monster discokingpin, if that is your real name.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
It is my real name.
:?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
Probably not.
:¬{}
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
I'm actually Cha-Cha Kingpin
but as you can imagine I don't like it much.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
That's lovely. Smashing, thanks for sharing.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
Because you're the best dancer at St. Bernadette's?
with the worst reputation
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
Oh yes

(thediscokingpin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
cunt

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
Men landed on the moon FIVE TIMES.
And there was a reason we never went back.

Because it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
I heard they found an Arndale center the third time they went up there.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
it was fate!
it must have been because God, Jesus and Satan were circle jerking and their mum called them in for tea or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
I heard they turned round and there was a cup of tea on the side table.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
Six
But we don't mention that one
(thediscokingpin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
We already have a Dundee, what's the point in getting to one that cost fucking loads?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
I've read this whole thread and all the answers
and all you've done is made the place even shitter. Look at them. Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
I had curry for lunch
now I'm farting hot farts and they stink. I feel sorry for my colleagues, and I daren't move out of my chair. They are so hot that it feels like I've shit myself everytime I do one. Bad times.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)