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Hey.
There was a couple outside with their car stuck in the snow a minute ago and I totally just went out and shovelled it out for them.

Unfortunately the bloke did not instruct his missus to perform oral sex on me in return.

Last time I ever try to help someone.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
the snow came and went bro

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
No, it's still snowing here. I'm sure there will be plenty of other people who need my help and they'd better make damned sure they give me sexual favours in return.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
mate i dunno it was sunny yesterday now it snowed a bit today but its gone now guess its sunny tomorrow too i dunno fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
Maybe it's stopped snowing in whichever shit bit of the country you're in but here it's not showing any sign of stopping.
PS Don't tell me to fuck off, I've got a shovel and I'm not afraid to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
why would i even care about your stupid weather prick

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
Right, that's it. I warned you.
You'd better hope you don't get stuck in any snow because there's no way I'm shovelling you out.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
aint no snow here i keep telling you you stupid fag

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
There will be, and when you get stuck in it I'm going to come along with my shovel and stand and laugh at you and then bury you inside a giant laughing snowman.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
i have never needed shovelling out of the snow in my life why would it suddenly happen now?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
Because you're totally unprepared.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
yeh that is because i don't need to be

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
Which is exactly the attitude which will result in your snowy demise.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
but however much snow there is, i won't need diggin out bro let it go

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
You'd better hope not because you won't get digging out because you were rude to me.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
yeh but i will never need digging out so its fine

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
You just keep telling yourself that.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
It was snowing in Keighley and Colne earlier, but not in between.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
Let me know if you need any digging out dude.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)