"I wonder if he's still coming?" Mary wondered, sitting in the restuarant alone.
Hiding behind the pot plant in the corner of the room, Sticky Label, her date, was watching her. Watching her intensely. Scanning for signs of fertility.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)

Haha.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)

"i'd definitely like to have children one day" proclaimed karen
"already taken care of" replied johnny catfish
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)