I'm told my phone is a dealer phone.
Nokia, no touchscreen, no internet, the camera hasn't worked since I dropped it in the shitter.

It sends and receives calls and texts.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:22, archived)

I'm pretty sure drug dealers can afford better phones than that

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:25, archived)

I could too, but what's the fucking point?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:22, archived)