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thought that said wetherspoons day

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:14, archived)
Everyday is spoons day

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:16, archived)
I have no problem with spoons at all
No shit music, no live sports and cheap as shit.

Plus some of them are in amazing buildings like the Crosse Keys in the City or the Knights Templar in town.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:48, archived)
The thing that's put me off of them
Is the ones in pompey tend to attract some pretty unpleasant people. Every time I've ever been in one, something kicks off.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:49, archived)
The one in Barking is *spectacular*
A large majority of them is on crutches. Every time I'd go in.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:51, archived)
I end up chatting to some right nutters, I enjoy it

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:53, archived)
Me too, last time my brother was chatting away to a bloke whose full time occupation was smuggling fags and booze over from France

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)
My mate Jim says our local one is like the pub in star wars , full of aliens

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:01, archived)
The one in Leighton Buzzard is a complete no-go according to my brother and he loves a rough old boozer
That one's full of kids on cheap drugs looking for bother
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)
Did you know that each Spoons has its own, individually designed carpet?

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:06, archived)
I did not sir

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:13, archived)
^rug fancier

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:21, archived)
same

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
The Seagull in Portchy got a zero hygiene rating

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
is that a hungry horse?

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)
Yeah, I believe it is
How do you know that?
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)
I've been there
a while ago
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:22, archived)
anyway
pretty shocking to get a zero rating
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:27, archived)
Ah, ok
I haven't been there since it became a hungry horse, but the food was shocking before. Actually had a waitress use the phrase "two breakfastses"
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:29, archived)
Filthy hobbitses

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:45, archived)
oh, so you've been to Portchester too?
haha, banter
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:46, archived)
I have actually, great castle and an excellent example of Roman underwater concrete
not banter
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:50, archived)
Yeah, the castle is really nice
Even the free bit is great on a sunny day. Cracking place for a picnic.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:50, archived)
Isn't there a little church within the walls?
Might have this mixed up with another one, been a while
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:52, archived)
No, you're right
Really small, with a tiny cemetery too. Fucking dear to get married there, I'm told.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)
Typical ripoff Christians

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)
If you think the wedding is expensive , try the divorce...oh hahaha :(

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)
haha yes I have heard that it can be costly

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:18, archived)
it's the pub where i started drinking
because 3 of my prettiest friends all started working there at the same time
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)
It's not a wetherspoons though

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)
My father-in-law calls it 'wutherspoons'
and I have no idea why
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:22, archived)
Wuthering Spoons

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:17, archived)
My sister-in-law told me that the way they mispronounce her name irritates her
might bring it up at the next family get-together
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:20, archived)
Bucket?

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:41, archived)
let's get down there and celebrate

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:20, archived)