I think my Tesco is taking the piss


From the Font Jokes challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

( Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

yay for typography jokes!!!
:)
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

Off to Sans Serif for your holidays?

( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

I'm going to rand mcnaly,
People wear hats on their feet and burgers eat people.
( Si o doom Has a worrying lack of work!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)

^ this
*geeky woos*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

:D

now also do a keming one
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

Pffft and yet SPANG!
txtlols
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

( Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

Thanks chap...
...and may I congratulate you on your 3 FP's. I do love your stuff! :D
( Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)

genuine quiet chortle
then, the most a true englishman will ever display emotion. So woo
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

you mean
by beating a peasant to death

then going into the drawing room and throwing a glass of port into the fire in a fit of rage™

?
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

I would never beat a peasent to death
it only encourages them, the best way to deal with the lower orders is to give them a bit of a look.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)

I hope you remember to take your hat off when you do it
and hold it with your left hand

that'll show 'em!
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)

The most emotion a true Englishman will show
is blinking slightly more quickly.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)

an englishman does not blink
a moments innatentive blinking is enough for revolution
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)

I think you will find, Sir
That when in love with a lady of acceptable station and dowry, or when insulted by your host's poor choice of port, it is acceptable to blink twice in succession, quickly.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)

I can't believe they don't do the full range
I use super script and sub script on my woolens, its the best.
(Captain_lambkin www.confundo.net, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

So obvious, yet so good :)
Have a whiter-than-white click.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

hahahahahaha
oh god

this joke's so clean it's still damp!
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

hahaha

( Mushroom, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

wheeeeeeee!
Woo!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

Arf!
This does a good.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

Yes!
Now do BOLD Sociodad
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)

hahaha
:)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)

hahahhahhaha, spangage!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)

Hahaha great stuff!
Now do fonts...

Arial, Helvetica, Verdana... ;)
( Barbarossa WTF is it with apples lately? My lips are on fire!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)

Arf-o-rama!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)

Ha ha ha, Jesus.
This should be insta-FPed also.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Top stuff!
And clean and bright!
( Si o doom Has a worrying lack of work!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

pfffffft

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)

Ooooh
That's very very silly.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

Not to be confused with Arial (Ariel)
Wooo
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)

woo. have this.

"Washing machines live longer with cows on"
www.b3ta.com/board/8560905
(1.618..., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

teh Sans !

(TheRiddler Knows your darkest secrets, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)

Slips in a pearoast

(Skcone, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)

compo it!

( the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)