» People with Stupid Names

Theres a young lad in my class..
by the name of Christopher Paul Dickman.
Except noone calls him that.
Sending Chris P. Dickman to run errands is always a chuckle.
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 12:56, More)

» The Onosecond

Drama Exam
I had my drama GCSE performance last week, in which an external examiner comes and watches you put one a 1-off piece. We pretty much aced it,and as we were backstage afterwards, the examiner came backstage to say thanks. I, in my infinte wisdom, decided that now was the perfect time to crack the timeless 'buttering him up' gag, and so shouted out behind him as he left:
"Nice Tie!"
It was only from the horrified look of my group's faces that I realised I may have just thoroughly insulted the examiner and metaphorically crapped on my entire group's Drama GCSE.
(Fri 27th May 2005, 11:17, More)

» Singing the wrong words

We have a friend called James West at school..
Go west!
to the drinks machine
Go west!
with 50p
Go west!
And get a coke for me
Go west!
to the drinks machine etc.
(Wed 2nd Feb 2005, 19:10, More)