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Yarr, just here to have some photofun. This is my current favourite. I give you Otter Von Bismarck.
First attempt with graphics tablet pen thingy.
Was member for ages without posting cos I had 56k and that is so slow. Wooo Yay thank god for broadband, now I can join in
My first shot at animation.
Words that make me laugh (for no apparent reason.)
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Yarr, just here to have some photofun. This is my current favourite. I give you Otter Von Bismarck.
First attempt with graphics tablet pen thingy.
Was member for ages without posting cos I had 56k and that is so slow. Wooo Yay thank god for broadband, now I can join in
My first shot at animation.
Words that make me laugh (for no apparent reason.)
Shovel
Spanner
Gusset
Nerd rating. Ha I'm not nerdy, I'm suspiciously cool.
Recent front page messages:
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» Worst Nicknames Ever
Favourite nickname
Is that apparently referees know Niel Warnock as Colin, specifically cos his name is an anagram of Colin Wanker
(Fri 19th May 2006, 15:36, More)
Favourite nickname
Is that apparently referees know Niel Warnock as Colin, specifically cos his name is an anagram of Colin Wanker
(Fri 19th May 2006, 15:36, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Nicknames
I had several at school and work that I'm not prepared to reveal here but there was a kid who was useless at any kind of sport, he was so unco-ordinated we cruelly named him Captain Cripple. I don't know if he was ever in a horrendous accident or anything like that later in life, but I'm told he is still known by this name 26 years on
(Fri 19th May 2006, 15:35, More)
Nicknames
I had several at school and work that I'm not prepared to reveal here but there was a kid who was useless at any kind of sport, he was so unco-ordinated we cruelly named him Captain Cripple. I don't know if he was ever in a horrendous accident or anything like that later in life, but I'm told he is still known by this name 26 years on
(Fri 19th May 2006, 15:35, More)
» Posh
I'm that posh
I'm a full member of Nottinghamshire Cricket Club and sat on the balcony of the pavillion during the Trent Bridge Test Match.
I've also been thrown out of a well known London club owned by a certain Mr.(Slimy Bastard)Stringfellow, and if that don't get your poshness level up I don't know what does.
Oh yeah and my mum reckons we're related to Helen Of Troy or some other such ancient royalty.
(Sun 18th Sep 2005, 19:39, More)
I'm that posh
I'm a full member of Nottinghamshire Cricket Club and sat on the balcony of the pavillion during the Trent Bridge Test Match.
I've also been thrown out of a well known London club owned by a certain Mr.(Slimy Bastard)Stringfellow, and if that don't get your poshness level up I don't know what does.
Oh yeah and my mum reckons we're related to Helen Of Troy or some other such ancient royalty.
(Sun 18th Sep 2005, 19:39, More)
» I'm going to Hell...
For still thinking this is the funniest thing I've ever seen
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=sniffermongs
Coat please !
(Wed 17th Dec 2008, 11:05, More)
For still thinking this is the funniest thing I've ever seen
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=sniffermongs
Coat please !
(Wed 17th Dec 2008, 11:05, More)
» Crazy Relatives
My Mother
Is utterly convinced that she is a direct descendant of Helen of Troy.
God alone knows where she got that idea from, she is fom a north Nott's mining town where everyone had the same nose and forehead and were all descended from the same two neanderthals.
(Sun 8th Jul 2007, 15:46, More)
My Mother
Is utterly convinced that she is a direct descendant of Helen of Troy.
God alone knows where she got that idea from, she is fom a north Nott's mining town where everyone had the same nose and forehead and were all descended from the same two neanderthals.
(Sun 8th Jul 2007, 15:46, More)