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24 year old,Glaswegian, kicked cancer's ass last year. Currently engaged in beating myself with my keyboard in a sort of semi-penitence/sado-masochistic hoojiemadoofler.

I also like the texture and mouth feel of the colour red.

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A random tramp and his incest quip.
I saw a bunch of kids hassle an old tramp in the high street one day and they were calling him every single vile name they could think of....after maybe 10 minutes of this barrage of abuse the tramp had enough and roared at the top of his voice 'AWAY AND PULL YER UNCLE OAF YER MAW'.

The look of confusion on the kids faces was classic and it took them at least 15 minutes to figure it out.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 1:30, More)