» Mugged

Muggers, tch.
I was mugged and all they stole was my lousy t-shirt.
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 20:16, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

I have a crush
on Sigmund Frued.

Now THAT'S inappropriate.
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 9:42, More)

» Crap meals out

Weird!
Well I had just woken from a comatose state, and I fancied some eggs. So, me and my crew went to eat, and this tiny little monster just lept right out of my stomach!

That was definitely the Worst Meal I Ever Had.



Love and Kisses,
J. Hurt.
(Mon 1st May 2006, 22:30, More)

» My Greatest Regrets

Why?
Why do I never realise when an attractive woman is making a pass at me?

Why?

WHY?
(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 11:12, More)

» Heckles

Many apoligies for this, and not just for length...
So I was at this parents' stand up night. Fat woman gets up on stage.

"Why are you so fat?"
"Because every time the ice cream man plays music he's run out of ice cream!"




Wait, that's not right...
(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 17:12, More)