» Booze Related Disasters

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Fucken hell man - youve got a problem. I once had my front teeth kicked out by a welsh girl that looked like eric bristo. I was once in the Sun newspaper for sunbathing with a dope plant and I once had to go thru arab customs after swallowing an eighth of dope after which I had to get a lift home with my girlfriends dad who was a customs officer. i once was involved in a pilled up car crash in the welsh valleys where we carrerred off the road and had to walk home 20 miles coming down where i punched a cow on the nose. I once pissed into my girlfriends brothers bag of clothes when he was moving house and had the nerve to tell him to chill out the next morning.I once drunk so much that i stayed round a strangers and pissed in my own shoes and on his carpet during the night and then layed a pint glass over the spillage to cover my tracks - that day i went to a company meeting to dicuss the evils of the hangover at work and had an alcohol related epilectic fit in font of everyone. But fxck me mate, bleeding on a sheila - sort yourself out.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 14:36, More)