Profile for afkun:
Been subscribed to b3ta for as long as I can remember, failed miserably at creating a name for the posts before long. Eh...
"Who says 'fiddlesticks' anymore? I'd much rather say 'fetusmonkey.'"
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
[read all their answers]
- a member for 5 years, 7 months and 6 days
- has posted 1 messages on the main board
- has posted 0 messages on the talk board
- has posted 38 messages on the links board
- has posted 8 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
- They liked 17 pictures, 25 links, 0 talk posts, and 15 qotw answers.
- Ignore this user
- Add this user as a friend
- send me a message
Been subscribed to b3ta for as long as I can remember, failed miserably at creating a name for the posts before long. Eh...
"Who says 'fiddlesticks' anymore? I'd much rather say 'fetusmonkey.'"
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Have you ever seen a dead body?
A couple years back..
A friend of mine and I went to a small party for someone. We live in a very forested area, and on the way we crossed a small bridge.
A cop car comes to a stop in front of us with his lights flashing, and we see blood splattered all over the road and the guard rail. There was a large lump of something in the middle of the road, also covered in blood.
"A deer. That's weird, on a bridge."
And in unison we came to the fantastic realization that "... Deer don't wear pants.."
(Fri 29th Feb 2008, 16:24, More)
A couple years back..
A friend of mine and I went to a small party for someone. We live in a very forested area, and on the way we crossed a small bridge.
A cop car comes to a stop in front of us with his lights flashing, and we see blood splattered all over the road and the guard rail. There was a large lump of something in the middle of the road, also covered in blood.
"A deer. That's weird, on a bridge."
And in unison we came to the fantastic realization that "... Deer don't wear pants.."
(Fri 29th Feb 2008, 16:24, More)
» Beautiful but Bonkers
We didn't date, but I don't know if he realized this.
This was back in high school. One Saturday evening at the mall, my best friend and I ran into a boy in our grade, his older brother ("Boy"), and their mother (my 7th grade science teacher).
Boy had a pretty face, he was very nice, unbiased, and a very caring person. I'll give him that.
-Asked me out a few days later, which I told him "Er.. uh.. I'll think about it." ("No.") I later told him we should just be friends as he didn't even know my last name.
(Cue 3 years of avoiding him in the hallways at school)
-I (mistakenly) gave the boy my AIM screen name, so I've been screening my IMs ever since.
-Boy obtained my phone number, which meant calling me oh just a tad too often, but it didn't matter because I more often ignored his calls (I'm a bit of a bitch I suppose).
-One day during high school in a history class, a mutual friend had purchased a lovely voice recorder, and recorded Boy describing ways he'd like to violate me.
Boy was also very very into cults. Not studying them, but joining them and trying to find acceptance. Eventually his brother and our mutual friend were planning a lovely intervention for him.
One day, Boy called me while I was on a lunch break at work. I decided that having avoided Boy successfully for about 6mo, it was time I made it not so awkward when we would run into each other at the mall again, so I answered. He proceeded to try convincing me that he had talked to a girl online, and he later talked to her on the phone (she was 14 and he was.. 19? He was very interested having a relationship with her even though she lived in NJ and we're on OH). She claimed her parents abused her, and once while calling her, the girl's mother answered. Boy decided to talk to the mother about her abusive problems (?!), and Mother went on to inform Boy that she worked for a credit card company or some other large corp and had the FBI on their way to his house to have him arrested for his "on-line sexual assault" on her daughter.
He told me he was terrified, would be tried and jailed, and everything in his life would be ruined after being labeled a sexual predator. So he was going to kill himself. For the next 15 minutes he tried to tell me he was going to do it, and that he wanted to hear me "say 'I love you' before I go." That didn't happen. Eventually I got him off the phone, and decided he was joking.
... Until the mutual friend (intervention and recordings, that guy) said he had received a call from Boy with the same story, and called 911 on him, had Boy committed to the psych ward.
Since his release, the only time we talked was online. Twice. He told me that the people of a town north of here are demonic and possessed, and to avoid the town with all strides. Unfortunately, his school was just beyond the town...
After that was months alter, where I hadn't seen him nor talked to him on the phone. I was sitting in my room and had noticed earlier in the day that I was cathign the sniffles. An IM then popped up on my screen from him, reading, "Hope you get well soon." Creeeeeeeeeeepy.
Was this too long? All appologies.
(Mon 20th Nov 2006, 19:57, More)
We didn't date, but I don't know if he realized this.
This was back in high school. One Saturday evening at the mall, my best friend and I ran into a boy in our grade, his older brother ("Boy"), and their mother (my 7th grade science teacher).
Boy had a pretty face, he was very nice, unbiased, and a very caring person. I'll give him that.
-Asked me out a few days later, which I told him "Er.. uh.. I'll think about it." ("No.") I later told him we should just be friends as he didn't even know my last name.
(Cue 3 years of avoiding him in the hallways at school)
-I (mistakenly) gave the boy my AIM screen name, so I've been screening my IMs ever since.
-Boy obtained my phone number, which meant calling me oh just a tad too often, but it didn't matter because I more often ignored his calls (I'm a bit of a bitch I suppose).
-One day during high school in a history class, a mutual friend had purchased a lovely voice recorder, and recorded Boy describing ways he'd like to violate me.
Boy was also very very into cults. Not studying them, but joining them and trying to find acceptance. Eventually his brother and our mutual friend were planning a lovely intervention for him.
One day, Boy called me while I was on a lunch break at work. I decided that having avoided Boy successfully for about 6mo, it was time I made it not so awkward when we would run into each other at the mall again, so I answered. He proceeded to try convincing me that he had talked to a girl online, and he later talked to her on the phone (she was 14 and he was.. 19? He was very interested having a relationship with her even though she lived in NJ and we're on OH). She claimed her parents abused her, and once while calling her, the girl's mother answered. Boy decided to talk to the mother about her abusive problems (?!), and Mother went on to inform Boy that she worked for a credit card company or some other large corp and had the FBI on their way to his house to have him arrested for his "on-line sexual assault" on her daughter.
He told me he was terrified, would be tried and jailed, and everything in his life would be ruined after being labeled a sexual predator. So he was going to kill himself. For the next 15 minutes he tried to tell me he was going to do it, and that he wanted to hear me "say 'I love you' before I go." That didn't happen. Eventually I got him off the phone, and decided he was joking.
... Until the mutual friend (intervention and recordings, that guy) said he had received a call from Boy with the same story, and called 911 on him, had Boy committed to the psych ward.
Since his release, the only time we talked was online. Twice. He told me that the people of a town north of here are demonic and possessed, and to avoid the town with all strides. Unfortunately, his school was just beyond the town...
After that was months alter, where I hadn't seen him nor talked to him on the phone. I was sitting in my room and had noticed earlier in the day that I was cathign the sniffles. An IM then popped up on my screen from him, reading, "Hope you get well soon." Creeeeeeeeeeepy.
Was this too long? All appologies.
(Mon 20th Nov 2006, 19:57, More)
» My Collection
Nothing too exciting..
When I was little I would save my eyelashes if they were to fall out. It made me so sad to lose them - I didn't think they'd return! I also had an array of varrying sized Big Bird stuffed animals... and more unicorns than you can imagine. And geo-stones. Boxes upon boxes upon boxes.
My sister? My sister is the winner. She saved her clipped toenails for years. YEARS. At one point she began collecting them into a baby-food jar. My mother, not noticing the toenails, poured some olive oil into the jar for storage. The day of realization was horrible.
(Sat 13th Jan 2007, 0:59, More)
Nothing too exciting..
When I was little I would save my eyelashes if they were to fall out. It made me so sad to lose them - I didn't think they'd return! I also had an array of varrying sized Big Bird stuffed animals... and more unicorns than you can imagine. And geo-stones. Boxes upon boxes upon boxes.
My sister? My sister is the winner. She saved her clipped toenails for years. YEARS. At one point she began collecting them into a baby-food jar. My mother, not noticing the toenails, poured some olive oil into the jar for storage. The day of realization was horrible.
(Sat 13th Jan 2007, 0:59, More)
» DIY Techno-hacks
Not a story,
but they've got this down: thereifixedit.com/
A current fix-it of my own involves a light, gorilla glue, and a stick of deoderant duct-taped to the bathroom mirror.
(Sat 22nd Aug 2009, 20:13, More)
Not a story,
but they've got this down: thereifixedit.com/
A current fix-it of my own involves a light, gorilla glue, and a stick of deoderant duct-taped to the bathroom mirror.
(Sat 22nd Aug 2009, 20:13, More)
» Council Cunts
Across the pond...
..our village council's most outspoken member happens to be rather close to me, as a few years ago I escaped her uterine prison! She challenges everything they say and usually votes against the majority, what since they all make horrible decisions, but it's possible now they simply disagree with her in spite. Her two best friends are our neighboring township's trustees, and she used to have parties every other day with the entirety of our public servants (cops, firemen, service department.. all in my backyard until the odd hours of the morning). Finding your town's finest having passed out about the basement sends quite a message to the youngins...
Post corrupting the village and township employees, her next mission? Mayor in November, 2007! Huzzah! The entire town will be turned into a giant party, all b3tans invited!
(Mon 30th Jul 2007, 17:13, More)
Across the pond...
..our village council's most outspoken member happens to be rather close to me, as a few years ago I escaped her uterine prison! She challenges everything they say and usually votes against the majority, what since they all make horrible decisions, but it's possible now they simply disagree with her in spite. Her two best friends are our neighboring township's trustees, and she used to have parties every other day with the entirety of our public servants (cops, firemen, service department.. all in my backyard until the odd hours of the morning). Finding your town's finest having passed out about the basement sends quite a message to the youngins...
Post corrupting the village and township employees, her next mission? Mayor in November, 2007! Huzzah! The entire town will be turned into a giant party, all b3tans invited!
(Mon 30th Jul 2007, 17:13, More)