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» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

butterflys!!
Ha,just remembered,at leeds festifal 2 years ago,after much mdma and coke snorting,was talking to a couple of lovely girls ,needed to blow my nose,so did so,then asked if they wanted to see a butterfly,they said yes,so should them the contents of the hanky,looked like a squished red admiral,yummy.
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 21:33, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Gary Glitter
Why Does Gary glitter want to be cremated if he faces the firing squad?

So his ashes can be put into an etch-a-sketch and kids can still play with him when he's gone!
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 16:29, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

Poppers
I didnt know it was possible,But when i was 15 I od'd on poppers,I wondered why my fingernails and lips were blue and i was ghostly white,found out in medical book i'd o'd'd and those were the side effects,since then i've develepoed a great coke habit and taken every other drug apart from crystal meth and smack.I'm also a respected pillar of the community
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 21:24, More)

» Stupid Tourists

JENKO
I like eating gravel!!!
(Sun 10th Jul 2005, 4:14, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Mobile phone shite
got a new mobile about a month ago,really snazzy,3g gizmo,got pished,told my gf that u could watch big brother on it live,big mistake,it costs a bleedin fortune,cue getting up yesterday to face a 300 quid bill,didnt strictly buy it when pissed,but if i wasnt,it wouldnt have happened
(Fri 10th Jun 2005, 1:00, More)
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