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» Have you ever paid for sex?

Follow up to 8-balls tale
A mate of mine used to work as a "bouncer" at one of the Soho clip joints. He never got physical, but was encouraged to imply violence in order to scare punters into coughing up 200 quid for three shandies and a chat with a russian chick.

His best story is one guy who (as many do) claimed to have no money on him, so after he turned out his pockets they walked him (as they often did) to the cash machine, at which point he claimed to have forgotten his PIN.

"Maybe it's in your address book?" Says my mate, and scared blokes eyes go wide for a minute before he comes up with an ingeneous plan.

He tears the pages out of his address book and eats them.

Mate + co-bouncer stare on in disbelief as he munches down on the contents of his little black book before swallowing, looking up at them and declaring that they might as well get on with beating him up. But the bouncer-types are too busy rolling around on the floor, pausing only to tell him "fair play mate!" and sending him on his way.
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 16:33, More)

» Heckles

Workmate of mine was getting picked on...
By some random pub comedian who was making "kiddy fiddler" jokes at his expense.

His comeback was a rather agressive-sounding "Look mate, you call me a paedophile one more fucking time and I will come round your house and fuck your kids!".

There was a short silent pause before the audience cracked up.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 12:50, More)

» Useless advice

timbrooketaylor
Try everything at least once?? I'm not sure receiving bum-sex or listening to Celine Dion should be included in this list??

On the other hand if you do enjoy either you should probably give the other one a shot.
(Thu 19th Oct 2006, 13:42, More)

» Waste of money

Two Words:
Games Workshop.
(Thu 30th Sep 2010, 15:57, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

I was fantastic.
She was beautiful.



Ingrid, a horny au pair from the wonderful land of Sweden.
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 18:21, More)
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