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» Weddings

My way
Firstly, booze. I believe the tipple was Godmother shooters for some reason.
Then, I asked to play the wedding band guitarists guitar quietly, heh, heh.. he went for a tab and I cranked it right up. Cue the rock-gurn, drunken crap finger picking of the lovely Les Paul (wish I had one).
At that point, the utterly battered Groom joined me, singing My Way (Sex Pistols version), and kicking the mic stand down onto the gaping guests on the dancefloor.
Result! I barely knew the guy..
1 crying 6-year old bridesmaid
1 dad dragging groom off stage
1 me, disillusioned. Best gig I ever played. err... 'Best', read 'Only'
(Thu 14th Jul 2005, 16:41, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

Metro tucked into sock...
..like a shin pad. Gets me safely to the toilets, without any obvious-looking literature for my 30 min morning Brad.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 11:07, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

itunes network
It seems to be very popular to share itunes over the network in my 400-staffed company, and the IT group haven't cottoned on.

Anyway, you can spend hours playing Columbo, trying to guess age, sex, sexual orientation of the generous ipod owner... before checking their lan-id with IT&T. Iron hoofs are by far the easiest - e.g. a 5-star rating on Aerosmiths "don't wanna miss you babe" is all you would need
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 15:37, More)