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» Now, there was no need for that...
I was working mornings in the local bakery
I thought you just had to hit the bread dough. I asked if I was doing it right and got told, “No, knead”.
(A bad QOTW and then I go and post that, eh? It works on so many levels)
(Mon 20th Jun 2005, 16:22, More)
I was working mornings in the local bakery
I thought you just had to hit the bread dough. I asked if I was doing it right and got told, “No, knead”.
(A bad QOTW and then I go and post that, eh? It works on so many levels)
(Mon 20th Jun 2005, 16:22, More)
» When animals attack...
Not me, but a friend
We were responding to a distress call and homed in on its beacon, Kane who went out there, came back and there was something.. attached on his face.. We tried removing it, but it wouldn't.
Later it seem to get off by itself and die. Kane seemed fine. We were all having dinner, and .. it .. it must have laid something inside Kane's throat cause.. ehh.. cause...
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 10:55, More)
Not me, but a friend
We were responding to a distress call and homed in on its beacon, Kane who went out there, came back and there was something.. attached on his face.. We tried removing it, but it wouldn't.
Later it seem to get off by itself and die. Kane seemed fine. We were all having dinner, and .. it .. it must have laid something inside Kane's throat cause.. ehh.. cause...
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 10:55, More)
» When animals attack...
This swan broke my arm
So I couldn’t wank, so when mum brought me my cup of tea I was actually texting my girlfriend about how that useless bastard icecream man had run out of icecream and was playing his damn song again, only guess who I sent it to instead? Yep – that twunt doorman who wouldn’t let me in.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 9:39, More)
This swan broke my arm
So I couldn’t wank, so when mum brought me my cup of tea I was actually texting my girlfriend about how that useless bastard icecream man had run out of icecream and was playing his damn song again, only guess who I sent it to instead? Yep – that twunt doorman who wouldn’t let me in.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 9:39, More)
» Stupid Tourists
In Spain, on a drinking mission rather than anything more cultural
Went round the supermarket with a friend who was starving and ate a doughnut on his way round. When we got to the checkout he tried to explain and pay, but without any Spanish and talking to a pretty young spanish girl who couldn't speak English he was getting nowhere:
"I would like to pay for a doughnut"
"?"
"Doughnut?"
"?"
"Doughnut" and he gestured eating with his hand.
"Ah, Si" And she rang up about £5.
"No." And we'd reached an empasse, when suddenly the small kid behind us, all of about 10, lent forward and in perfect slow Essex tones, said "DOOOOUUUGHNUUUUT" drawing a fast circle in the air.
The girl nodded and rang up the correct price.
Go figure.
(Wed 13th Jul 2005, 10:53, More)
In Spain, on a drinking mission rather than anything more cultural
Went round the supermarket with a friend who was starving and ate a doughnut on his way round. When we got to the checkout he tried to explain and pay, but without any Spanish and talking to a pretty young spanish girl who couldn't speak English he was getting nowhere:
"I would like to pay for a doughnut"
"?"
"Doughnut?"
"?"
"Doughnut" and he gestured eating with his hand.
"Ah, Si" And she rang up about £5.
"No." And we'd reached an empasse, when suddenly the small kid behind us, all of about 10, lent forward and in perfect slow Essex tones, said "DOOOOUUUGHNUUUUT" drawing a fast circle in the air.
The girl nodded and rang up the correct price.
Go figure.
(Wed 13th Jul 2005, 10:53, More)
» Jobsworths
Hahaha SafetyFox - You fat bastard!
"I read about a new diet pill, so, all other diets having failed" - how about eating less and doing some exercise you twunt! There's quite a simple sum you can do: Energy in - energy out = weight. If that number's positive, you put on weight. If it's negative, you lose weight. Ain't that smart? As a smoker, I think that when smokers aren't allowed to smoke in public, fat people shouldn't be allowed to eat in public either. People complain about passive smoke ruining their evening and making them ill. Well I don't like to spend my evening watching Fatty eat his egg and chips and quite often it makes me feel ill too.
Relevance I apologise for, but not size. That's Fatty's job.
(Thu 19th May 2005, 10:01, More)
Hahaha SafetyFox - You fat bastard!
"I read about a new diet pill, so, all other diets having failed" - how about eating less and doing some exercise you twunt! There's quite a simple sum you can do: Energy in - energy out = weight. If that number's positive, you put on weight. If it's negative, you lose weight. Ain't that smart? As a smoker, I think that when smokers aren't allowed to smoke in public, fat people shouldn't be allowed to eat in public either. People complain about passive smoke ruining their evening and making them ill. Well I don't like to spend my evening watching Fatty eat his egg and chips and quite often it makes me feel ill too.
Relevance I apologise for, but not size. That's Fatty's job.
(Thu 19th May 2005, 10:01, More)