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» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

The DRugs
Once when I had smoked something and we had run out of Golden V, my mtes and I went to the local offey. I was so out of my tree that I asked for a bail of rolling hay. Realised my mistake and then asked for a bail of hay. Still no joy so i then just ended up pointing to the tobacco. What drugs do to you ey!
(Fri 16th Dec 2005, 15:38, More)

» My first love

My first Love
At University, I had a bit of a thing with a girl, lets call her x.
We played around quite a bit and was going to invite her round for dinner, film, etc.
One drunken afternoon in the law library (we were students at that time and the Uni bar was so apealing) we were fooling around, close to the All england law reports and the Criminal appeal reports, I propositioned her with...I'd luv to take you up the rongun! I promptly got slapped in front of everyone. We never spoke again...to prude and religious I supposed!
(Mon 24th Oct 2005, 14:21, More)

» Posh

Posh School
I went to a posh boarding school. All those who were considered very posh were also the most warped, I constantly think what they are doing now.
One thing that only the posh people got up was to play sticky biscuit in groups in their dorms. If anyone does not know what this is then email me for an explanation, not too graphic of course. I did not join in and developed my skills of black and white photo development.
STICKY BISCUIT IS A RANK THING TO DO IF YOU ARE POSH!!!
(Fri 16th Sep 2005, 12:22, More)