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» World's Sickest Joke
Paul McCartney
Bought his wife a plane for christmas.... Now she can shave both her legs!
cant be arsed to see if its been done & apologies for length, girth & just about everything i've ever done.
(Mon 26th Dec 2005, 10:59, More)
Paul McCartney
Bought his wife a plane for christmas.... Now she can shave both her legs!
cant be arsed to see if its been done & apologies for length, girth & just about everything i've ever done.
(Mon 26th Dec 2005, 10:59, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
I Met..
Zodiac Mindwarp, He was slumped on the bar in the old camden palace in 1987, When he did stir what he said might as well been in chinese as I couldn't understand a word of it, then he went back to slumping, Was gutted at the time but now looking back, It just added to his coolness value as the greatest rock star ever. My dad took me to meet Alvin Stardust when i was a nipper & got to sit on his knee, Looking back, just glad Garry Glitter wasnt there, Alvin was alright, just seemed a bit odd seeing a man dresses like he did hanging around a car showroom. Status Quo nicked my cigarettes when i was 13, I was not amused! My great uncle was a well known stuntman & was one of the birdmen in Flash Gordon!! He was also in the guiness book of records for the highest jump onto a 6ft square landing pad surrounded by spears...blah blah..
aplogies for something but cant quite grasp it..
(Thu 1st Jun 2006, 8:31, More)
I Met..
Zodiac Mindwarp, He was slumped on the bar in the old camden palace in 1987, When he did stir what he said might as well been in chinese as I couldn't understand a word of it, then he went back to slumping, Was gutted at the time but now looking back, It just added to his coolness value as the greatest rock star ever. My dad took me to meet Alvin Stardust when i was a nipper & got to sit on his knee, Looking back, just glad Garry Glitter wasnt there, Alvin was alright, just seemed a bit odd seeing a man dresses like he did hanging around a car showroom. Status Quo nicked my cigarettes when i was 13, I was not amused! My great uncle was a well known stuntman & was one of the birdmen in Flash Gordon!! He was also in the guiness book of records for the highest jump onto a 6ft square landing pad surrounded by spears...blah blah..
aplogies for something but cant quite grasp it..
(Thu 1st Jun 2006, 8:31, More)
» Essential Items
In wallet
i carry an 'Ace of Spades' card which was posted in my locker at work about 10 years ago which someone wrote on it 'YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BY THE GOODS OUT BLACK HATS' i was a member of the goods-in coffee cartel at the time. I left the company shortly after & am still in hiding orbit around my home planet.
I used to carry a 4 battery mag-lite, but a Melbourne SWAT team mistook it for a shotgun. It's a long story (Yawn) I only tell it after many free drinks & i want to get rid of someone.
But my true essential item is my big fuck-off noisy Harley Davidson.
(Sat 29th Oct 2005, 15:56, More)
In wallet
i carry an 'Ace of Spades' card which was posted in my locker at work about 10 years ago which someone wrote on it 'YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BY THE GOODS OUT BLACK HATS' i was a member of the goods-in coffee cartel at the time. I left the company shortly after & am still in hiding orbit around my home planet.
I used to carry a 4 battery mag-lite, but a Melbourne SWAT team mistook it for a shotgun. It's a long story (Yawn) I only tell it after many free drinks & i want to get rid of someone.
But my true essential item is my big fuck-off noisy Harley Davidson.
(Sat 29th Oct 2005, 15:56, More)