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» Mix Tapes
language tape remix
Howdy
The year was 1993. Our english teacher (i´m from mexico) who was almost always hungover, loved to play those tapes from hell while you had to write down whatever john was saying to lucie about the fuckin weather. She usualy dosed off for the better part of a half hour. A friend came up with the idea of taking one of the tapes for the next chapter and record some sepultura or something on it. So we did.
I was at that age when you discover..well.. PrOn.
Cue the next day, as usual, books out, tape in, john starts asking some girl for the time... and she replies with a superb moan! john says thank you! so the conversations went from normal to multiorgasmic seemlesly, until i got lazy and just recorded 10 minutes of 8 people going at it.
She didn´t wake up... but the adjacent classrooms were bursting with laughter.
good times!
(Fri 8th Feb 2008, 1:35, More)
language tape remix
Howdy
The year was 1993. Our english teacher (i´m from mexico) who was almost always hungover, loved to play those tapes from hell while you had to write down whatever john was saying to lucie about the fuckin weather. She usualy dosed off for the better part of a half hour. A friend came up with the idea of taking one of the tapes for the next chapter and record some sepultura or something on it. So we did.
I was at that age when you discover..well.. PrOn.
Cue the next day, as usual, books out, tape in, john starts asking some girl for the time... and she replies with a superb moan! john says thank you! so the conversations went from normal to multiorgasmic seemlesly, until i got lazy and just recorded 10 minutes of 8 people going at it.
She didn´t wake up... but the adjacent classrooms were bursting with laughter.
good times!
(Fri 8th Feb 2008, 1:35, More)
» Crap meals out
Jehova´s witnesses
I was about 17 when i was invited to my girlfriend´s country house a couple of hours outside mexico city. Her entire family was there, including many screaming kids. Said children found amusement in the form of knocking (hard) on the door and running away. As we are about to sit down for dinner i had enough and screamed "they must be jehova´s witnesses, tell them to fuck off!". A spooky silence fills the room, cue the repressed laughters of my girlfriend´s brothers and sisters as she wispers "my parents are witnesses....". Dinner was as silent as a funeral.
(Sat 29th Apr 2006, 4:28, More)
Jehova´s witnesses
I was about 17 when i was invited to my girlfriend´s country house a couple of hours outside mexico city. Her entire family was there, including many screaming kids. Said children found amusement in the form of knocking (hard) on the door and running away. As we are about to sit down for dinner i had enough and screamed "they must be jehova´s witnesses, tell them to fuck off!". A spooky silence fills the room, cue the repressed laughters of my girlfriend´s brothers and sisters as she wispers "my parents are witnesses....". Dinner was as silent as a funeral.
(Sat 29th Apr 2006, 4:28, More)
» Child Labour
Synagogue
About 11 or 12, living in montreal, my sister´s boyfriend told me and 2 mates that cleaning the synagogue down the street paid really good money. Little did we know that some parts of the place hadn´t been cleaned in decades (i shit you not).
Cue the big metal garbage dump which he had to empty and clean...cue a 4 inch thick layer of maggets, worms and a smell that INSTANTLY made the three of us vomit. "big money" we all said, cleared the magget infested, now vomit coated mess for about an hour.
a week later, pay day... $30 can. for the three of us. Needless to say we were not very convinced about joining the faith. But oh the sweet revenge, in the form of stuffed roadkill in the heating ducts.
(Sun 19th Feb 2006, 17:31, More)
Synagogue
About 11 or 12, living in montreal, my sister´s boyfriend told me and 2 mates that cleaning the synagogue down the street paid really good money. Little did we know that some parts of the place hadn´t been cleaned in decades (i shit you not).
Cue the big metal garbage dump which he had to empty and clean...cue a 4 inch thick layer of maggets, worms and a smell that INSTANTLY made the three of us vomit. "big money" we all said, cleared the magget infested, now vomit coated mess for about an hour.
a week later, pay day... $30 can. for the three of us. Needless to say we were not very convinced about joining the faith. But oh the sweet revenge, in the form of stuffed roadkill in the heating ducts.
(Sun 19th Feb 2006, 17:31, More)