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» Bizarre habits

Remote controls
I have to count all the buttons on remote controls, usually in sets of 3. My wife thinks this is very weird.
(Thu 8th Jul 2010, 8:16, More)

» Being told off as an adult

Chicken and a jet hose
I was helping a mate clean some scaffolding on a job he was working on. My task was to clean the scaffolding so my mate could give it back to his mate in a similar state he received it.
The place we were working was a larger country house. They had chickens and other small animals about. I was getting bored so decided to try hose the chickens. I thought it was funny, the owner didn't. She came running out the house and gave me a stern talking too about how the chickens become upset and wont lay eggs.
I was escorted off the property and told not to come back. Fair play to my mate though as he walked of the job and told her to shove it up her arse.
(Fri 21st Sep 2007, 6:59, More)

» Picky Eaters

Little Birds
When in Italy for Christmas 1998 (flew the day after Lockerbie) I was staying with my bosses parents. My boss being quite the hunter went out shooting and came back with a bunch of birds for that nights dinner. So we sit down to dinner. A big wooden board covered with polenta and a sauce made from the birds he had shot that day. The birds he shot where thrush, wrens and anything else that came into view.
Didn't like the sauce but the thought of it still makes me wretch.

Also tried some sort of testicles when on holiday in Turkey. Barbied, they tasted kinda like what I imagine intestines to be like. Chewy with not much flavour.
(Tue 6th Mar 2007, 10:31, More)

» Dentists

Dentists are cruel bastards
FACT
When I was a kid I used to go to the school dentist. He came to the school in a caravan type thing. When I used to get fillings he used to do it without anaesthetic. He would ask me to raise my right arm when it was getting sore. The twat would lean against my arm so I could not raise it. Hence a quick painfull session.

I also got my wisdom teeth out when I was about 21. My dentist pulled them out and took a bit of jaw bone with it. He then delighted in explaining what the shard of bone he removed was.

I have no fear of dentists though.
(Fri 3rd Nov 2006, 8:24, More)